Archive for December 5, 2011

What the hell is a reclaimed virgin?

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized
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Is this slut serious? A reclaimed virgin? Let me start off by saying that theres no way her number is 7, and no way were they all “boyfriends.” Just cause Tamara isn’t gettin nailed by 3 dudes at the moment doesn’t make her a reclaimed virgin. She feels like such a different person than she was before she had sex? Ya its cause she has 10 different stds and she can’t close her legs all the way anymore. This chick is prolly so nasty now that she has no choice but to reclaim her virginity, its not her choice that she can’t get fucked anymore.
PS – Love the faces of the two virgins while Tamara describes her slutiness.

-Kinger

Twins re-sign Matt Capps, throw in towel for 2012 Season

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized
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Twins re-sign Matt Capps, throw in towel for 2012 Season

Is this a fuckin joke? Matt Capps is back as our #1 closer? Capps posted a tremendous  ERA of 4.25 last season while going 15 for 24 in save opportunities, all while making over $7 million last year. He also somehow managed 34 strikeouts in 66 innings. Yep, thats right. Our closer averaged 1 strikeout every 2 innings. Wow! The Twins need to just acknowledge they made a horrible trade by giving away Wilson Ramos for this piece of garb back in 2010. I swear to god if I have to suffer through another season like last year I will be forced to console myself with some reruns of Keeping Up With The Kardashians..

-Kinger

2011 Images of the Year

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized
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HBO 24/7: Road to the Winter Classic – Rangers/Flyers Preview

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized
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One of my favorite sporting events of the year. Love this inside look at how the teams prepare and the life of NHL players. Won’t be long until we see TCF Bank or Target Field  host the Winter Classic, definitely in the next 5 years. Will also probably see the gophers outside soon at TCF, probably for Hockey Day in Minnesota.

-Kinger

Fat Chick VS Mechanical Bull – Who ya got?

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized
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No matter how many times you watch a video of a fat chick riding a mechanical bull, two things are always guaranteed.
1. the chick has no shot lasting more than 5 seconds
2. its never not funny
Which makes me wonder why these whales volunteer for this humiliation in the first place.

-Kinger

Kid with inverted knees

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized
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How the hell is this even possible?

-Kinger

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

Posted: December 5, 2011 in Uncategorized
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