Pucking Sports

God does that look fun. Kind of looks like the kind of power that a bad guy would have in a Spider-man movie. How fitting is it that the first guy is unreal just doin backflips and shit poppin up from the water outta nowhere….then the chick can barely get above the water to save her life, just doin faceplants n shit. Would you expect it to be any different?

-Kinger

Sums up finals week in a nutshell.

Wow. These 9-10 year old kids from Kazakhstan are not fucking around. I was shocked when I saw this thing unfold. Just an all-out melee. You think something like this would fly in America? Not a chance because our country is turning into one giant vagina. And the parents applauding and cheering at the end in approval? Bunch of barbarians.

-Kinger

Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. This is absolutely spot on. Is anyone else getting a really weird vibe from this dude, like he almost plays a girl a little too well. Kind of making me question my sexuality…

Thanks to Michelle for the vid