Pucking Sports

Know anyone that should be a contestant on “You Gotta Puck One?” Send me their name, school, and about 5-6 good pictures to: TheWeeklyFix@yahoo.com

You Gotta Puck One – Week 2

You Gotta Puck One – Week 1

who is that handsome fella? looks like Emily has good taste

fuck yes. somebody had to say it. i seriously will never ever watch ESPN First Take because of that dumb fuck. He is seriously like the Kim Kardashian of the sports world, famous for how fuckin dumb he is…except I don’t think any chick would let their vagina within 100 yards of this tool. Chris Kluwe had some classic words for Skippy yesterday and today:

(FleshLiPad) Most apple fanboys out there would LOVE to stick their peenors into their precious ipads. Seriously, they would. Well this is a concept for the fleshlipad holder which would take your overused fleshlight and turn it into a high tech instrument of digital fap fap fappery.

It seems like its getting more and more difficult for chicks to compete with porn and technology. Pretty soon guys aren’t gunna give a shit when they go home empty handed from the bar, knowing they got their handy dandy iPad fleshlight waiting for them when they get home. It won’t be long until human interaction is a thing of the past. People just staying home fucking inanimate objects on the reg. This thing comes fully equipped with features such as not being able to talk back, not requiring hours of time, money, and attention; and best of all, it won’t be upset when you only last 45 seconds.

NFL Referee Ed Hochuli’s 57-second explanation of the new NFL overtime rules …

With the score tied
at the end of regulation
we will go into overtime

There are special
overtime
rules
in the playoffs

Both teams get an opportunity
to possess the football
with one exception

That one exception
is a touchdown
always wins the game

So if a team
that
gets
the opening kickoff
scores
a
touchdown
on their first possession
the game is over
at that point

If the team
that first gets the ball
kicks a field goal
the other team
will have an
opportunity
to possess the football

And then
we are
essentially
in
sudden
death

If the first team
that
gets the football
does not
score
we will go into
sudden
death

The second team
will then
have the
opportunity
to possess the ball
and
the first team to score
even if it’s
just
by
three points
will win

Timing rules
are as if
we were starting
a
new
game

We will use
regular timing rules

And replay
all replay
will be
conducted from the booth

The coaches
do not
have challenges

New York
It’s your call
What’s your call?

kidding.

I think I could have a 5 minute conversation with someone using only lines from this…

ps for all you idiots who haven’t seen this… this dude is locked in a closet trippin on shrooms and his friends recorded it

I’ve decided that today will be spent posting classic vids from the past… if you have any ideas that you think i should include lemme know u hobos

a great video with a nice surprise ending!