Archive for January 25, 2012

(Hufflington Post) MADISON, Wis. — A University of Wisconsin student alleged that an athletic department official grabbed his crotch at an alcohol-fueled party during the football team’s trip to the Rose Bowl, according to an independent report released by the school on Tuesday night.

The report says the student alleges former senior associate athletic director John Chadima put his hand down the student’s pants at the end of a party in Chadima’s suite at a Los Angeles hotel on Dec. 31.

The student – identified only as John Doe in the report – said he was “shocked and frightened” and slapped Chadima’s hand away.

I’d like to say that I am surprised to see this happening in a state like Wisconsin but who are we kidding? I’ve always assumed that Wisconsin was gay but I guess this confirms all of our suspicions. My guess is that it is completely normal for this type of behavior to go on over there… its probably some unspoken culture thing in Wisconsin that dudes go around sticking their hands down other dudes pants at post-football game parties. Where it might be normal to give a pat on the back or shake the hand of someone you just meet, these homos go for the full-on weiner grab. I wonder what other kind of sick behavior is normal for Wisconsin football fans? Beating their children when their team loses? Oh wait….

Stay classy Wisconsin

“2 completely different words! Nigger. Nigga.” oh now that you drew that out for all of us, we completely understand where you were coming off! So if I want to call a gay person a ‘fagget,’ it would be ok if i called them a faggey instead, and instead of  calling someone a ‘retard,’ i’ll just call them a ‘ratard’.   That makes perfect sense.

how classic is this dude’s rant from 2:25-2:42… “niggaaahhhhhh” “can you lend a nigga a pencil?” right to the black reporter’s face… dude either has some serious balls or is just one kind of stupid ratard

PS – has this guy been killed yet?

gotta give some love to the hometown boys from Bloomington… i know these vids are pretty old but i’m pretty sure not many people know about them unless you’re from Bloomington…

the first minute of this video is like a shot for shot re-make of how it is every single time I ride in a car with Jonesy driving… literally 25% of his attention goes to his cell phone, 25% to the stereo, another 25% somewhere else if Sawdey happens to be riding shotgun before a movie, 24% is off in his own little world, and 1% focuses on the road…. it’s basically buckle up and hold on for your fuckin life every time he gets behind a wheel…

although i’m pretty sure that everyone out there has that one friend that absolutely sucks at driving, and if you’re a girl, its probably all your friends… :)

On that note… I just found a video of Jonesy driving early this winter

hoollllyyy FUCK!… i don’t care who you are, if you were one of those kids in there when that shit went down, you are bawling your eyes out and the inside of your breezers are soaked. What the hell is the coach thinking at 0:55? Like oh, everybody huddle together and i’ll put my arms around you to protect you from this 100 ton roof that is about to fall on us. Fuck that shit… as soon as I see that first crack in the roof my ass is bolting full gear and all to the parking lot. And how bout that tunnel the roof made between the boards/glass and the wall, as soon as it cut to that I got claustrophobic as shit. I’m pretty sure everyone got out safely.

PS – isn’t that how the typical hockey coach warms up every goalie at the beginning? just snipping corners makin this kid look like an idiot… someone tell me how this guy isn’t in the NHL?

(thecollegetownlife.com)

1. Meet and drunkenly exchange numbers

2. Get drunk the next night, sext each other to meet up

3. Awkwardly wake up together the next morning

4. Repeat steps 2, 3 for three weekends

5. Pregame together- the official first date in the #CTL

6. Morning hookup

7. Want to go to formal with me?

8. Have the drunken “I really like you” talk

9. Pretend neither of you remember in the morning

10. Repeat step 8 the next night

11. Finally go on the first real date

12. Sober hook-up

13. Realization that this is the love of your life…stay together.

14. Realization that this is college and that means “ON TO THE NEXT ONE”

15. 95% of college relationships choose option 14

So College Town Life put out their list of how to start a relationship in college… looks pretty legit to me, however here is what I would add/change…

Fuck #7… if you are in a frat you don’t date girls, you rape girls… and prom is for high school

1. Meet for the first time even though you you’ve been stalking their Facebook pics for awhile now. Ask common friends information for further information regarding the person

2. Drunkenly exchange numbers the night you meet, or if you forget, text a common friend later that night for it. Depending how drunk you still are, you may or not attempt to make contact that night (if you haven’t already moved on to step 4)

3. Apologize the next day for being so drunk, set up plans to party together again in the next couple days

4. Awkwardly wake up together the next morning, think of excuse why you gotta bail

5. Wait as long as you can for the other person to text you first – if girl doesn’t fold, guy will undoubtedly end up texting “what u doin tonight” by 7pm the next night looking for round 2

6. Proceed with rounds 2, 3, 4… ect.

7. Have the drunken “I really like you” talk

8. Pretend neither of you remember the next morning

9. Round 5, 6, 7…

10. First date

11. Round 8, 9 , 10…

12. Second date – sober hook up

13. Date for a predetermined length of time

14. Realize this shit is getting too serious for college and you’re missing out on boning other people… and in most cases… do something stupid to fuck it up

15. Break up

16. Round 11, 12, 13…

17. Meet someone new and start over at step 1

Keep minimal contact with this person for when you are in need of someone when the new relationship gets to step 14.