awww look that dog can’t stay awake. how cuuute. ya right, you think Skeeter thinks this shit is cute. what a shit life. think about if you fell asleep every time you got excited. when you’re hungover as tits and just about to devour some Chipotle. when that Girls Gone Wild tv commercial finally comes on at 2 in the morning. or how bout when ur hookin up and the chick sticks her hand down your pants. boom. old cold. that shit would blow. never experiencing the true feeling of excitement. why couldn’t that shit be triggered by negative feelings. you would have the perfect excuse for the perfect life. teacher hands out the exam. boom. girlfriend wants to talk about your relationship. zZzZzZz. that would be great, sign me up for that.. but no… that shit that Skeeter’s got there would be pure torture.