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Oh… my… fuckin… god…. I think I just found my calling. This is the type of work that I need to get into. I had no idea how awesome this trailer was gunna be before I clicked on it. I can already tell this will be my favorite movie of all time. I watched this like 5 times in a row giggling to myself like a little school girl every time they killed someone. “Thank you for turning off your cell phone” Its got comedy too! A dude that just goes around killing the people who every time you see in the media, you wish you could just blow their fucking brains out. Now we get to watch a movie about a guy and a chick who go around doing exactly that? They’re like a modern day Boondock Saints, only they kill people who are 10 times worse… Where do I sign up?

“DID YOU MOTHER FUCKIN POOP IN MY FOOD?!?!”

-kinger

god damn it, not another god damn “Shit__ say” video… and this might be even worse then the Shit Hockey Players Say video… definitely not original, and really has nothing to do with UST whatsoever… although we did get rated as the college with the hottest girls by Playboy Mag… this video is 5:24 too long…

-Hoff

This may or may not be the last broadcasting job of this guys career. Perhaps he should have watched this public service announcement….

Cant hack this guy for saying what he actually thought though, I mean it did sound a little…er….uhh… girlie? And how bout that awkward silence at the end. You tell em Duffy

-Hoff

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MELBOURNE, Australia (AP) – Novak Djokovic has that unbeatable feeling. And well he should.

The Serb outlasted Rafael Nadal to defend his Australian Open title in the longest ever Grand Slam final and became the fifth man to win three straight majors in the Open Era. Djokovic now has the French Open— the one major to elude him — in his sights. He won’t even rule out the ultimate: the Grand Slam.

“One player (Rod Laver) has done it, so it is possible,” he said after the traditional post-victory photo shoot in a downtown Melbourne park on Monday. “Obviously the times are different and tennis nowadays is much more competitive and much more physical. And that makes that challenge more difficult to achieve. But everything is possible.”

With the London Olympics to follow Wimbledon this year, Djokovic could even make it a Golden Slam by winning the gold medal at London 2012 to go with the four majors.

what a fun final that was to watch Sunday morning…. obviously i’m talkin bout the tape-version, I was still shit hammed drunk downtown like it was my job at 3am sunday morning. can’t even imagine participating in a 6 hour match for the ship. fuck that noise. did yall see Novak’s gf? yum… lets rate her on the scale below

I’ll give her a 3 out of 5 stars… what do you guys think?

(Celebs) – Christina Aguilera had a sickeningly embarrassing “wardrobe” malfunction while singing at Etta James’ funeral. The malfunction had nothing to do with what she had on. It was caused by what she had in–or didn’t have in–securely. The unspeakable malfunction occurred because her feminine protection product apparently failed her. Or to put it grossly and bluntly, her tampon or maxi pad leaked, and her period ran down her leg.

thats fuckin nasty… yo Christina… you sprung a leak. Can girls feel this shit happened? I feel like they should be able to realize when there is a stream of blood running from their vag down their leg…. and if thats the case, why the fuck didn’t she run off the stage to clean herself up? I’m sure people would understand

is this the most embarrassing thing that can happen to a chick? if not, what else would be worse?