OK pal… first off, you think these guys are gunna stop on their way to the cab to give you an autograph when you start off by saying “hey, Mr. Scumbag…” oh yeah sure ya do because ur a fuckin quack… you’re lucky Morneau didn’t break your tiny little pecker in half and make you suck butter from his ass
Tell me again, who is the one that is begging for autographs like a fucking 8 year old retard, and using insults like “Mr. Scumbag” in the first place… oh yeah, its you!
If Morneau or Mauer were as much as a dumbfuck as you they would’ve grabbed that baseball outta your hand, scribbled a bunch of random shit all over it and tossed in down the street for you to go fetch like the little bitch that you are… I am not surprised that this clown is from Philly, you’re about as useless as a heaping pile of horse shit
See? watch this… that is how its done… if you act civil and would shut the fuck up for a second, even a guy like Glen Perkins might take time out of his busy schedule to stop and sign a bunch of autographs for ya… what a class act!