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Didn’t see this one coming… I guess Rihanna really did find love in a hopeless place…… zzzzzing! In all seriousness though… this song is awful… what do you guys think?
Rate this song 1-5 stars below
ahhh nothin like a good ole fashioned hockey brawl and a goalie fight as a nice bonus
I’m not really sure why people even make these types of videos… especially this broad… like how bored and retarded do you have to be that you think people will actually want to watch a video of you singing to some shitty song… her voice is probably lower than mine, fuckin brutal to listen to… I literally had to mute the vid in order to finish watching it
That mom is fuckin awesome though… like if your daughter is gunna make an annoying fucking video you might as well troll this shit outta it… and what are the odds that mom is shit hammed drunk right now? When the daughter knocks her over the couch she just lies there for a second and then has a pretty hard time gettin back up…. just another day in Russia I guess
Talk about the worst way to break your arm of all time… makes for a terrible story for all his friends… I don’t even know what the hell he was trying to pull off there… looked like a round-off into a backhand-spring (get off me my sister was a D1 gymnast) and then he just pussiest out mid-backhand spring… then he gets up all nonchalant, holds his arms up and just stares at it thinking “hmmm… something doesn’t look right” … its like he has no clue that his forearm is at a 90 degree angle right now…
I hope this wasn’t his ‘dominant’ arm for you-know-what… I would imagine that there is nothing worse than having to learn to use your off-hand… I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemies… and you know he ain’t gettin’ any from any chicks by being involved in an activity like gymnastics…
The Kardashians cry for attention is at an all-time high right now… its literally not even fun to rip on them anymore… everything they do, just their existence is one huge fucking joke… they know that the only reason people watch them is because of how fucking stupid they are, you never know how they are going to embarrass themselves next… they’re like what you would get if Jessica Simpson and LeBron James had children… just attention-seeking fucktards with extreme downsyndrome…
Its not all their fault though… we’ve taught them as a society that the more outrageously annoying and ignorant they are, the more famous they become… so I guess you could say they are just giving the people what they want…
classic chick fight right there… just a bunch of slapping, hair pulling, and screaming at each other “stop pulling hair bitch”… I’m pretty sure that in any chick fight I’ve ever seen, there is guaranteed to be hair pulling… that type of shit should be off limits in chick fights… just like goin after the nards is off limits when guys go at it…
overall pretty good fight though… nobody jumps in, no cheap shots, just let these two go at it one on one… the way a fight should be
(Dailymail) - Jonah Hill has recently lost quite a few pounds. But he seemed to have realised that his slimmer physique was still no match for Channing Tatum’s rippling muscles and chose to not reveal his body while they frolicked on the beach together. It seems making a movie together has sown the seeds for one of Hollywood’s most unlikely bromances as they enjoyed their time soaking up the sun yesterday. Jonah, 28, was not quite so athletic, and looked to be struggling as he doggie paddled in the water. In fact, he even needed to be rescued by lifeguards at one point when he got caught in a powerful rip wave.
Just the classic fatty move right here… its really a ‘lose-lose’ situation if you have a Jonah Hill-type body and get sucked into going to the beach… if you wear a shirt, you stick out like a rotten fuckin apple as the fatass whos scared to take his shirt off and reveal his man titties… but then again, if you take your shirt off… you stick out like a rotten fuckin apple as the guy with the huge man titties and will probably end up getting confused for a whale shark while swimming around like a fucking retard like in that last picture…
I guess I really can’t blame him tho… can you even imagine what his body must look like after losing all that weight, probably similar to that of FatBastard at the end of AustinPowers 3… just one huge saggy vagina… so I guess he is doing everyone a favor by keeping that saggy vag under wraps… maybe just stay away from the ocean for awhile there Jonah… especially if you’re with Channing Tatum…
