Pucking Sports

(Hollywood Reporter) Outdoor advertiser Astral Media removed 38 posters featuring the Canadian actor making a sexually suggestive pose after City Hall passed on public complaints.

Jay Baruchel making a lewd finger-and-tongue gesture in a movie poster to promote the lowbrow Canadian hockey flick Goon has shocked Toronto Brahmins.

Now a citywide ban on the film promotion from local Goon distributor Alliance Films has led outdoor advertiser Astral Media to take down 38 posters around the city.

“i’m horny a lot”

At first look I was kind of surprised to see they chose SWS as the lead for this flick but it looks like he beefed up a bit, and he  was actually born and raised in Minnesota…. grew up in Cottage Grove, MN and his brother co-founded the satirical newspaper, The Onion…. Bet you didn’t know that…. its big start to the year for Scott with this badass movie and American Pie 4: American Reunion

Kid is all over the place… talk about making the most of being one ugly ginger by turning yourself into the newest sports media sensation… I don’t think I could shoot freethrows, or even take a piss with this guys face right in my grill… not now not never… I’d love to hang this guys mug shot over my bed to just have as a humbling reminder that no matter what I do with it, my life will never be as cool as his… and I think it would definitely be a hit and a good ice breaker with the ladies

(KARE11) ST. LOUIS PARK, Minn. – Injured high school hockey player, Jack Jablonski, made a surprise return visit to support his Benilde-St. Margaret’s team in the playoffs. He returned to the very same  rink where he was checked from behind and paralyzed.

The 16-year-old suffered a severed spinal cord at the neck and two fractured vertebrae during a junior varsity game in December.

On Thursday night, Jablonski surprised his team at the St. Louis Park Recreation Center. It was the first time Jablonski had been back to the arena with his teammates since the accident. He came to support and watch his Benilde-St. Margaret’s team play in the Section 6AA quarterfinal game against Holy Family. Benilde-St. Margaret’s beat Holy Family 7-to-0.

(WashingtonPost) MADISON, Wis. — Police say a Wisconsin man took the Denny’s restaurant chain slogan “America’s diner is always open” too far, marching into one of the restaurants, announcing he was the new boss and cooking himself dinner.

James Summers walked into a Madison Denny’s on Tuesday dressed in a maroon tie and black trench coat and carrying a briefcase, according to police. He strode into the manager’s office, told her he was the new general manager and then fixed himself a burger, fries and a soda before police arrived.

“This is why you don’t dine and dash, kiddies,” Summers yelled out to diners as officers took him away, police said in a release.

Police found a stun gun in a hip holster under his coat and crack pipes in his briefcase, a criminal complaint showed. Prosecutors charged him Wednesday with disorderly conduct and possession of drug paraphernalia, both misdemeanors, and felony possession of an electronic weapon.

Well… would you expect this to happen in any state other than Wisconsin? You gotta have a solid set of nuts or just be high as fuck to waltz into a restaurant and declare that you are the new General Manager. I bet this manager chick feels like Sherlock fucking Holmes for not falling for the guys crazy scheme… “yeah he told me he was the new Manager… right at that exact moment, I knew something was fishy… because I hadn’t been fired or anything… so I figured I better investigate… although I will admit, I did start packing up my things once I saw him cooking himself dinner…” hell if I were that manager I would have just let the crackhead have a free meal just for attempting something like that… like bravo dude, heres a free cheeseburger for a solid effort, now get the fuck out of my restaurant