ok I posted this YouTube video yesterday… and as I predicted… YouTube removed it after an hour because of its “shocking and disgusting content” and I’m pretty sure the driver died instantly … but someone just sent me a link to the video if you haven’t seen it yet…. still one of the craziest fucking videos I’ve ever seen…
Archive for March 8, 2012
(Biz Journals) What started out as a jocular adventure involving a dinner tab at a Raleigh restaurant has turned into a nightmare for Van Eure, owner and operator of The Angus Barn. Gone viral on the Internet is a photo of a dinner tab that’s identified as being signed by NFL quarterback Peyton Manning. It shows a subtotal of $739.58, which includes an 18 percent gratuity, and a $200 additional tip left by the cardholder. Eure was livid when she learned about the check and said the server was immediately terminated. “This goes against every policy we have,” said Eure. “It’s just horrible.” The Angus Barn has a long tradition of serving celebrities major and minor, and it’s a strict policy of the restaurant that their private dining experiences stay private. That was violated in this case, said Eure, who added that she intends to phone Manning to apologize personally.
Is this the biggest fuckin hero move the owner of an average restaurant that you’ve ever seen? Acting like his server stole something extra personal and top-secret of Manning’s and posted it on the internet to get him in trouble or some shit… this guy was psyched about gettin an extra 200 bucks on top of an 18% gratuity and for bein able to mingle with a superstar like Peyton Manning for a lil bit… and then we got Mr. High Almighty, Van Eure “immediately terminating” his ass saying its “just horrible.” Fuckin relax bro… I don’t think Manning gives 2 flying fucks that his receipt is now on the internet… Peyton seems like the most laid-back dude ever (except for when he cried yesterday) and it was a pretty generous tip so who the fack cares
PS Tip comes out to about $315 on a $625 tab…. ya I actually did that math
(Shanghai) A 6-year-old boy’s penis was bitten off by his father yesterday morning in Shenzhen, Guangdong Province. The father was believed to be suffering mental disorder at that time. Local media reported that doctors had restored the boy’s penis with a surgery but he may still risk lifetime disability. The boy is now in safe condition and may need long-term psychological therapy to heal his trauma. Witnesses said the father, 32, was taking the boy and his four-year-old sister, all naked, for a walk in the street. He asked the boy to bite his penis and when the boy refused, he attacked him. When people realized what had happened, they rushed to rescue the boy who was already screaming with blood gushing out of his crotch. They nailed down the father to the ground and picked up the penis that was thrown into the shrubs. Police detained the father and the boy was rushed to a hospital. The girl was later picked up by her relatives. The divorced father lived with his children in a rented room about 500 meters away from the site of attack. Neighbors said he used to treat his children well until this year when he looked abnormal. The man was jobless and about 90,000 yuan in debts after his wife left him in 2010 over their business failure. Neighbors saw him pretending to strangle his son on the balcony recently. When his landlord asked him to pay the rent, he said he would go begging with his children. The incident has raised voices for early intervention if a custodian shows incapability to look after his or her child.
A lot of old-man-biting-dicks-of-little-kids going on today… I promise its just a coincidence… but lets go over the facts of this story real quick just for a nice refresher in case you missed anything
1. Father, son, and daughter decide to go for a stroll in the middle of the street… completely butt-ass naked
2. Father gets hungry and asks son for a bite of his penis
3. Son (for some odd reason) refuses, so father attacks son’s penis with his mouth
4. People finally notice that a man just bit of his son’s penis… come to help and find the boys penis lyin in the bushes
5. Doctors sew penis back onto boy
I think its safe to say that the next time this dad asks for a bite of his son’s dick… there will be no argument
I guess the only bright side to this story as that the dad didn’t have herpes…. so the kids got that goin for him… which is nice
(Grand Forks Herald Restaurant Review) By: Marilyn Hagerty After a lengthy wait for Olive Garden to open in Grand Forks, the lines were long in February. The novelty is slowly wearing off, but the steady following attests the warm welcome. My first visit to Olive Garden was during midafternoon, so I could be sure to get in. After a late breakfast, I figured a late lunch would be fashionable. The place is impressive. It’s fashioned in Tuscan farmhouse style with a welcoming entryway. There is seating for those who are waiting. My booth was near the kitchen, and I watched the waiters in white shirts, ties, black trousers and aprons adorned with gold-colored towels. They were busy at midday, punching in orders and carrying out bread and pasta.
It had been a few years since I ate at the older Olive Garden in Fargo, so I studied the two manageable menus offering appetizers, soups and salads, grilled sandwiches, pizza, classic dishes, chicken and seafood and filled pastas. At length, I asked my server what she would recommend. She suggested chicken Alfredo, and I went with that. Instead of the raspberry lemonade she suggested, I drank water. She first brought me the familiar Olive Garden salad bowl with crisp greens, peppers, onion rings and yes — several black olives. Along with it came a plate with two long, warm breadsticks. The chicken Alfredo ($10.95) was warm and comforting on a cold day. The portion was generous. My server was ready with Parmesan cheese. As I ate, I noticed the vases and planters with permanent flower displays on the ledges.
There are several dining areas with arched doorways. And there is a fireplace that adds warmth to the decor. Olive Garden has an attractive bar area to the right of the entryway. The restaurant has a full liquor license and a wine list offering a wide selection to complement Italian meals. Nonalcoholic beverages include coolers, specialty coffees and hot teas. On a hot summer day, I will try the raspberry lemonade that was recommended. There’s a homemade soup, salad and breadstick lunch available until 4 p.m. daily for $6.95. An olive branch on menu items signified low-fat entrees. There is a Garden Fare Nutrition Guide available for customers seeking gluten-free food. And for those with food allergies, Olive Garden has an Allergen Information Guide.
All in all, it is the largest and most beautiful restaurant now operating in Grand Forks. It attracts visitors from out of town as well as people who live here. Olive Garden is part of the Darden chain of restaurants that also operates Red Lobster. There are about 700 restaurants, including four Olive Gardens in North Dakota’s major cities. Olive Garden has gained a following since 1982 with its ample portions and relaxed ambience. It’s known for its classic lasagna, fettuccine Alfredo and chicken Parmigiana.
Why don’t we tone it back there a bit, Marilyn… talkin about the Olive Garden in such admiration and detail the way someone would write about the night they popped their cherry to the Guatemalan gardener, Javier… and Olive Garden is fackin nasty
(Arbroath) As people are evacuated from their flood-stricken homes in New South Wales, one resident is staying put – the spider. The fields surrounding flood-stricken areas of NSW have been covered in the webs of a type of ground-dwelling wolf spider, says the collection manager of arachnids at the Queensland Museum, Dr Owen Seeman. In an attempt to escape rising waters, the spiders climb blades of grass and let out hundreds of metres of silk in the hope a gust of wind will catch the web and transport them to safety, he said. ”What you are seeing is the result of all their failed attempts to get away.” An evolutionary geneticist and spider expert, Amber Beavis, said it was unusual to see adults spiders displaying this behaviour, known as ballooning.
I am not as scared of spiders as most people are but when you add millions on millions of them crawling around an entire town all shooting off their web in one giant orgy party like they haven’t wacked it in months… that is one party that I will not fuck with
PS are you kiddin me with the names of those doctors? dr owen SEEMAN and amber BEAVIS lolz!!!! ; ) c/t
(USA TODAY) LSU coach Les Miles may have an answer to his team’s scoring problems in the BCS title game. The Tigers will give a roster tryout to female kicker Mo Isom during spring practice. Isom confirmed the news on her Facebook account.
“Absolutely overwhelmed and humbled by all of the amazing support that has been pouring in surrounding tryouts,” she wrote. “There is so much power in prayer, so please know that I truly appreciate every single one of you! Today is the first of a 3-day tryout, so I would appreciate continued prayer through this week. I will keep you all posted on results!”
Isom was a goalie on the school’s soccer team and spent last fall practicing kickoffs and field goals with the Tigers. She has one year of football eligibility after playing four seasons of soccer.
Les Miles you sly dog you… tryin to motivate his team after they left a huge turd on the field during the BCS Championship game by bringing in this smokeshow to run around on the field with horny college football players… I see whats going on here… Although I don’t know if it is such a good idea having a chick be your kicker of all positions… its one of the most stressful positions in all of sports, and I’m not sure you want to rely on someone who turns into a emotional wreck one week out of the month to kick your game winning field goals… especially playing in the SEC Conference
It does look like she has a good leg though…
Am I supposed to be impressed by that shot though? Because I am not … that was the most pathetic effort by the opposing goalie I have ever seen … just adding to the negative stereotype against women’s sports… which is probably why Mo Isom is makin the switch over to mens
PS What are the chances she is sidelined for the season after the Honey Badger cornholes her against her will
(Metro) The Brooklyn district attorney is investigating the death of a 2-week-old baby boy following a complication with his circumcision. The district attorney’s office confirmed yesterday that they are looking into the Sept. 28 death of the infant, who died at Maimonides Hospital after he reportedly contracted the herpes virus during an ultra-Orthodox Jewish bris. According to the medical examiner, the baby died of Type 1 herpes virus, which is oral herpes that causes sores around the mouth and lips. A bris is a Jewish ceremony where a baby boy is circumcised. In an Orthodox tradition that city officials said is uncommon, a rabbi or “mohel” draws blood from the circumcised penis with his mouth. The custom is known as “metzitzah b’peh,” or “suction by mouth.” The city health department cites herpes as a risk and advises against the ceremony. The family of the baby who passed away, however, is not cooperating with authorities, according to the Daily News. This is not the first time a baby has contracted herpes during a circumcision. In 2004, a baby died after a circumcision, and three cases were connected to one rabbi. The Department of Health commissioner at the time, Thomas Frieden, issued a letter to parents in 2005 warning them of the cases and the risk. “There is no reasonable doubt that the practice of metzitzah b’peh has infected several infants in New York City with the herpes virus,” Frieden wrote.
I was debating whether or not I should post this disgusting story… but you know me, no filter whatsoever… and it just adds to my discontempt towards religious extremists and I really felt that people should know more about the psychos out there that still do this type of shit in our modern day society… fucking whacks…
So basically, this seems to me that the rabbi will give every newborn a toothy blowjob which has got to be the most fucked up practice I have ever heard of… and the fact that three cases of newborns contracting herpes were related back to a single Rabbi makes me want to puke… like seriously?? what the fuck is wrong with people these days… fucking Orthodox Jews performing sexual acts on their newborns like its 500 BC and no big deal… I bet some Rabbis just spit some foreskin outta their mouths after reading that one of their own is handin out the herp like it ain’t no thang
wait a minute… what just happened? dude was walking across the street and gets run into by a huge van… so the driver reacts the same way anyone else would right? apologizes and asks if he is ok…. fuck that noise… you run that fucktard over for scratching your hood… that will teach him….
oh what you say bitch? you didn’t appreciate me running over half your body and possible breaking your foot in half?… well here maybe you will appreciate me round house kicking you in the fucking face… ya thats what I thought…
makes complete sense if you ask me
PS I think he is dead