(Daily Mail) A married 63-year-old newspaper editor has died after going into cardiac arrest following sex with a 23-year-old student in her apartment. Robert J. Caldwell, who was the editor of the editorial pages of The Oregonian, allegedly gave the woman money for school expenses for sex. While Caldwell was visiting her apartment in Tigard, Oregon on Saturday, the woman noticed he was coughing and unresponsive and called 911. Police officers and medical staff took him to hospital, where he was later pronounced dead. The paper, which is based in Portland, had previously reported that the editorial stalwart had been found in his parked car. But in a correction, it said he became ill after a sex act with a woman who told police she met Caldwell a year ago at Portland Community College. She claimed Caldwell knew she did not have much money so he gave her money for ‘books and other things for school in exchange for sex acts’.
Bravo for this guy doing what he loves and going out on top… or maybe on bottom… or possibly from behind. Old fart will be one of the few individuals who get to be remembered for dying doing what they loved most…. and in his case it was buying a 23 year old community college student’s books in exchange for some slap ass. A true inspiration for us all.
And how would you like to be the 23 year old student from this story… everybody now knows that you fuck so hard that you’ve literally killed a guy… shes prolly got guys lining up for miles to buy her school supplies in exchange for her vagina for a night