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(Dailymail) A Belvedere Vodka advert went down less than smoothly than planned, leaving the company furiously back-peddling after it appeared to belittle the seriousness of sex attacks. The ad, which was shared on the brand’s official Twitter and Facebook feeds on Friday, pictures a terrified-looking woman lurching away from a grinning man, with the slogan ‘Unlike Some People Belvedere Always Goes Down Smoothly’ written across the bottom. An apology from the brand only made matters worse, with fans complaining it failed to address the apparent rape reference. Another wrote on Facebook: ‘Belvedere Vodka, your apology is insufficient as it does not accept responsibility for promoting rape-culture.’

March 23, 2012

Dear Mike,

First of all on behalf of men everywhere, congratulations on your successful pursuit of porn star Megan Piper.   While many of us have dreamed of dating such a multi-talent star, you actually took the risk and will hopefully be reaping the rewards of your efforts come prom night.

In celebration of your accomplishments and in an effort to make your evening as special as possible, we at Pornhub would like to not only pay for Ms. Piper’s LA to Oakdale flight on May 12thbut also provide limo service, dinner at one of the area’s top restaurants, and a suite at a Oakdale area hotel.  We will also provide you with an additional $500 cash for a tux, flowers and any additional “personal” items you might need.

Again, congratulations on your conquest and we look forward to hearing from you soon.

Best regards,

The Pornhub Team

This whole fiasco is starting to turn into something straight out of one of ESPN’s “My Wish” Foundation episodes… but instead of sending kids with life threatening diseases to spend a day with one of their favorite athletes… PornHub is flying a porn star out to Minnesota for a desperate fat kid who is hoping for some anal

but here is a question no one is asking… Is Megan Piper even 100% guaranteed to put out for Mikey on on Prom night? Like is it even a sure thing that he is going to be balls deep in this hoe when the clock stikes 12? … chick is basically getting a 2nd chance at her Prom and free publicity so she pretty must has to I think…. if PornHub was smart they would also turn this whole night into a movie like they did on “The Girl Next Door”

The Superintendent is still set on not having these two come the Prom th0ugh… old hag is the next Hitler if you ask me… I mean every high school chick basically turns into a glorified Porn Star on Prom night anyways… so I don’t see what the big deal is

Anyway that this shit turns out, Mike Stone is going down as a fucking legend… how jealous are his high school friends that they didn’t think up to ask a porn star to Prom? then again he probably doesn’t even have any friends which is why this all resulted in him asking a Porn Star in the first place

Best regards,

The Pornhub Team… LOL

PS if you could take any Porn Star you wanted to Prom, who would it be? I think I would have to go with Audrey Bitoni…

(Huffington Post) Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

It’s an unmanned drone helicopter shooting a taco from space down at you and your colleagues during lunchtime!

The Internet is going wild for Tacocopter, perhaps the next great startup out of Silicon Valley, which boasts a business plan that combines four of the most prominent touchstones of modern America: tacos, helicopters, robots and laziness.

Indeed, the concept behind Tacocopter is very simple, and very American: You order tacos on your smartphone and also beam in your GPS location information. Your order — and your location — are transmitted to an unmanned drone helicopter (grounded, near the kitchen where the tacos are made), and the tacocopter is then sent out with your food to find you and deliver your tacos to wherever you’re standing.

You pay online, so the tacos are simply dropped off at your feet by the drone helicopter, which then flies back to the restaurant to pick up its next order.

Brilliant, right? You’re probably ready to order a sackful of fish tacos to be delivered to you by a semi-autonomous flying robot as we speak!

Well, put down your smartphones, because here comes some bad news: The launch of Tacocopter — which is totally real, by the way, despite some doubters, and has been around since July 2011 — is being blocked by the U.S. government.

This might be the most logical, brilliant and realistic business idea I have ever seen … I mean how many times have you been lying face-down in your bed, hungover as fuck not wanting to move an inch … just wishing and praying to the food Gods that somehow a delicious meal will fall from the heavens onto your lap … well pray no more people because the future is here … now all you lazy mother fuckers can just punch in your order into your smart phone and minutes later an unmaned fucking helicopter parachutes down your little aid package like your living in a third world country… all with you not even having to move a muscle … I literally cannot think of anything more “American” than having a “Taco button” on your smartphone…

The U.S. Government better figure their shit out… I will occupy anything and everything I have to in order to make “TacoCopter” a reality