(Huffington Post) Look, up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!
It’s an unmanned drone helicopter shooting a taco from space down at you and your colleagues during lunchtime!
The Internet is going wild for Tacocopter, perhaps the next great startup out of Silicon Valley, which boasts a business plan that combines four of the most prominent touchstones of modern America: tacos, helicopters, robots and laziness.
Indeed, the concept behind Tacocopter is very simple, and very American: You order tacos on your smartphone and also beam in your GPS location information. Your order — and your location — are transmitted to an unmanned drone helicopter (grounded, near the kitchen where the tacos are made), and the tacocopter is then sent out with your food to find you and deliver your tacos to wherever you’re standing.
You pay online, so the tacos are simply dropped off at your feet by the drone helicopter, which then flies back to the restaurant to pick up its next order.
Brilliant, right? You’re probably ready to order a sackful of fish tacos to be delivered to you by a semi-autonomous flying robot as we speak!
Well, put down your smartphones, because here comes some bad news: The launch of Tacocopter — which is totally real, by the way, despite some doubters, and has been around since July 2011 — is being blocked by the U.S. government.
This might be the most logical, brilliant and realistic business idea I have ever seen … I mean how many times have you been lying face-down in your bed, hungover as fuck not wanting to move an inch … just wishing and praying to the food Gods that somehow a delicious meal will fall from the heavens onto your lap … well pray no more people because the future is here … now all you lazy mother fuckers can just punch in your order into your smart phone and minutes later an unmaned fucking helicopter parachutes down your little aid package like your living in a third world country… all with you not even having to move a muscle … I literally cannot think of anything more “American” than having a “Taco button” on your smartphone…
The U.S. Government better figure their shit out… I will occupy anything and everything I have to in order to make “TacoCopter” a reality