Fuck that noise, never been so depressed about growing up til after watching this video… 24 looks awful. I want to go to college for the rest of my life, and not do a single thing mentioned in that song. 24 is the age that everyone migrates from the Dinkytown bars to the Uptown bars. I was on a party bus that started out in Uptown last weekend and it is seriously like a graveyard for college students that were once happy with their lives. Could not wait to get back to my old stomping grounds of Blarney and the Library… back where the drinks are less than $3 and the chick’s standards decrease proportionally with every Scooby Snack shot you buy for them.
If I end up losing my hair, it’s game over… might as well end my life right there.