The rules of the gym are short and sweet.
1. Stop staring at yourself in the mirror.
2. Stop staring at me in the mirror.
3. Don’t offer me advice on how to do my shit
4. Keep the nakedness in the sauna/locker room/steam room to a minimum.
5. Ladies: If you wear skimpy outfits, I am going to stare. But remember, going to the gym is not a night out… there’s no fucking reason to get dolled up with make-up and shit. That just looks trashy.
6. Yoga pants
The Vancouver jokes will seriously never get old. I could read/watch shit like this year round and still find it just as funny.
Which hurts more? Winning the President’s Trophy two years in a row and then shitting the bed in the playoffs? Or just avoid the embarrassment by staying away from the playoffs altogether for 4 straight years like the Wild have done. #Smart
Two great pictures have been going viral from this weekend… the first of which is 100% real. Had plenty of witnesses of these two straight having sex on the hood of a car at Iowa State’s Veishea. I just can’t get over how this happened… so many questions right now. What were the events that led up to this? What kind of drugs are these two people on? Where can I buy said drugs? Were they eventually arrested? Is that really how they dress in Iowa?
Here is the second one…
This one was claimed to also be from Veishea. But a simple search of “Alyssa Bloechl” on Twitter brought me to her page where I found out she goes to UW-Plattville and she’s been answering a bunch of people’s questions saying it was published in her school’s satirical newspaper. So there you go.
Dead. Bitches ain’t aerodynamic. This shit screams web redemption on Tosh.O. It’d be a damn shame is this chick was a quad now. There aren’t enough broads out there willing to do this type of shit when hammed.
PS Pause it at 0:22…
