The rules of the gym are short and sweet.
1. Stop staring at yourself in the mirror.
2. Stop staring at me in the mirror.
3. Don’t offer me advice on how to do my shit
4. Keep the nakedness in the sauna/locker room/steam room to a minimum.
5. Ladies: If you wear skimpy outfits, I am going to stare. But remember, going to the gym is not a night out… there’s no fucking reason to get dolled up with make-up and shit. That just looks trashy.
6. Yoga pants