“I know many of you will not be attending the Mifflin event this year, and with good reason”
Who the fuck is she talking about there?
As students of your university, we would all like to remind you that WE pay YOU. YOU work for US. Without us, there is no you. For you to tell us how to behave and to hold our eventual degrees over our heads is downright outrageous. You have the right to choose who you admit to the school, you have the right to hold us to certain academic standards. But you are outside of your pretentious mind to think that you have any right to tell us what to do outside of the classroom and off of your campus.
A degree is a symbol of ACADEMIC achievement, no more, no less. We have to perform up to a certain standard in the classroom to get one. But whatever our behavior is at night, on the weekends, or when school isn’t in session, whether it’s good, bad, or ugly, is none of your business. I don’t care about Codes of Conduct, fine print, and other legal mumbo-jumbo….to render any student’s academic achievements null and void because of actions unrelated to schoolwork is nothing short of criminal. At very least, any student punished that way should at least be entitled to a full refund of all tuition and school fees. Anything otherwise is theft in my book. You can’t just take money for a service not ultimately rendered. And make no mistake about it, any academic institution is a SERVICE. We’re BUYING a degree more than we’re earning it.
But you need to take a good hard look in the mirror. Fucking some poor kid’s life up because he was partying, or got arrested or whatever, is so unjust you literally need to be crazy to think it’s reasonable. So instead of knocking us, put on something low-cut, head on over to mifflin street, and find someone 18 coronas deep to take you home, crack your rusty old vag open with an oyster shucker, and fuck the stupidity out of you before crying himself to sleep.
I still haven’t had the chance to go check out Madison’s Mifflin block party yet. And after watching this video, I can’t think of any better way to end the school year then to party my fucking dick off at Mifflin. This might be the best unintentional advertisement for a massive college party that I have ever seen. Just giving the students from neighboring states exactly what they’ve been looking for, a reason to go this year. Just to spite the shit out of this bimbo. Are you out of your god damn mind? How did no one on the Dean of Student’s staff tell her that this was a terrible idea that would undoubtedly backfire? How can someone so naïve be in charge of so many people? I wish the U of M administrators were this dumb and did something like this to hype up Spring Jam.
I am just so excited now. Has anybody made “Please Don’t Go” shirts yet? If so, where can I buy one? I need one and I needed it yesterday.
And what the hell is she talking about with the Cinco de Mayo shirts being disrespectful? I seriously cannot figure it out. Because Bucky is wearing a sombrero? Because it says Cinco de Mifflin? Ummm… okay? I don’t get it. Help?
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