Website is offering $1 Million to any woman who can prove she’s slept with Tebow

Posted: April 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

(CNBC) New York Jets backup quarterback Tim Tebow has a new challenge on his hands. AshleyMadison.com, a Web site that matches married people to pursue affairs, is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she has had sex with the devout Christian, who has insisted he is still a virgin and will wait until he is married. “Sports and sex (and of course, infidelity) go hand in hand,” said Noel Biderman, founder of Ashley Madison, in a statement. “If Mr. Tebow is indeed abstaining from adult relationships, I would encourage him to find a nice lady or two and enjoy his youth and fame as much as possible.” Biderman will pay $1 million to any woman who can prove she sacked Tebow in bed and the offer extends through his first season in New York. Said Biderman: “I guarantee that no man of Tebow’s stature could survive a season in New York without succumbing to the temptations of the city.”

Looks like Timmy T’s run of self-proclaimed virginity has finally ended. That is, unless, he is willing to fork over more than $1 Million to each of the girls that he has undoubtedly nailed in his 4 years at Florida. There is zero chance that Tebow has abstained from sex his entire life, I just don’t buy it or think it is in any way possible. It might be for us regular folk who aren’t having millions of women throw themselves at us on the reg every night, but not for someone of that stature. I wouldn’t be surprised one bit when like 100 different girls all come out with detailed emails and text messages n shit from Tebow that include written contracts of some sort that they’ve had to sign before being allowed anywhere near his schlong. It will be nice to find out once and for all if Tebow in fact has a penis.

If Tebow really is still a virgin. Then this $1 Million bounty that has just been placed on his penis is about to make this whole year in New York the worst of his life. Just imagine if there was a reward of $1 Million offered to any chick who is successful at getting you to fuck when you are dead set on waiting. I wouldn’t wish that shit on my worst enemies.

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