Pucking Sports

My first question is how does something like this end up on the local news? Facebook hacking is an event that happens literally every single day. If somebody leaves their Facebook open it’s pretty much your civil duty as a human being to change/fuck with as much shit as possible before they return. Writing a status of “I’m gay” or “I’m coming out” is Facebook hacking 101. Same goes for changing the birthday. Don’t get me wrong, it’s always good for some laughs but that shit is for rookies. When you’ve been in the game as long as people my age have you need to start stepping your game up. If you’re dumb enough that you haven’t learned to log out of your Facebook by now then you deserve anything/everything that someone does to your account. And it’s all about how much time you have. If someone goes to the bathroom; a quick, witty status update will always suffice. But if you have a buddy borrow your laptop and then forget to log out, well then that’s when the real fun starts.

The fact that there were so many people calling this guy after seeing the ‘coming out’ post is a red flag in itself. It pretty much shows that people were already skeptical about Dewberry and were basically just waiting for him to come out. Once you start getting calls/texts from people after getting FB hacked questioning if you’re actually coming out or you might need to stop and think for a second that maybe you really are a queer.

One of my proudest hacking moments was when I changed the name of one of my buddies to “Harry Cox.” Best part was that this kid was one of those people who constantly change their FB name to different derivatives of their name. So by the time I changed it to Harry Cox, he had reached his some limit and was stuck with it for a month.

PS If this guy sees a single dollar from a lawsuit then I have at least 20 friends that can be expecting a call from my lawyer in the next couple days.

What are some of the more creative hackings you’ve seen/done/been victim of?