You listen here. This here is America, and if Bill wants his goddamn fish, he gets his goddamn fish. Why did he call the police? Because he wasn’t gettin’ what every good American deserves, and that’s his RIGHTS! If ya ask me, the fuckin’ chefs in the kitchen need to get their shit together and be ready for some good ol’ American customers like Bill.
…only in Wisconsin.
- Skeej (Wisconsin Intern)