Pucking Sports

One of the funnier videos I’ve seen in awhile. And it took place right in our backyard. Fucking Tow Truck Companies are out of control. Is there a worse feeling than walking out to see your car is gone? Especially when you’re hungover as shit and need to be somewhere. It seems like it’s guaranteed to happen at least once during college if you live near Dinkytown or the surrounding area, no matter how careful you are. Good to know the people towing them are such upstanding citizens though.

Best part: Screaming match back and forth with the trucker yelling “YOU’RE A FAGGOT!!! YOU’RE A FAGGOT!!! YOU’RE A FAGGOT!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE PPBBLLITTCCHHH”

I’m really embarrassed right now you guys. I had no idea that someone had their camera rolling.

For real though, is this the most pointless skill you can have? Like enough with that shit already and pour my god damn drink. I go to the bar to get shit hammed drunk and make a fool out of myself, not watch you twirl bottles around for 3 minutes. I’ll take speed over flashy any day. The guy working his ass off getting my drinks to me in 10 seconds is getting my $5 tip, not this fairy.