Alright seriously, what is this bro trying to pull? He is clearly rocking one of those fifth grade boners that go strait to midnight, possibly 11:30, but either way this dude is fully torqued. My question is how do you manage to hop off a rowing boat with four of your boys and have the ultimate chub, not to mention in front of millions of people around the world? Needless to say this guy made zero attempt at trying to hide what he’s packing and for that some ladies might be willing to thank him later on in the Olympic Village while they get shitfaced and stoned out of their gourds. Congrats on another medal USA and on a classic Olympic erection.
- Swanny
