Dude, how the hell did you get yourself into the Olympics? This dive by Stephen Feck of Germany has to be the absolute worst performance I have bared witness to in all my years of watching the Summer Games. Seriously, you spent four long years of your life training for this one dive and you go out there and completely eat shit. Honestly, I could have pulled off a better dive while being shitfaced at my buddy Poosh’s pool, than this NAF (Non-Athletic-Fuck) threw down on the world’s biggest stage. I’m sure all the judges were thinking Billy Madison the whole time when giving this bro a score, “I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.” You really Fecked this one up Stephen.