Taylor Swift is a sneaky psycho

Posted: August 14, 2012 in Uncategorized

(Daily Mail) Her romance with Conor Kennedy is still brand new, but when it comes to love Taylor Swift has never been one to take things slowly. And now the two could be neighbours, with the country singer reported to have purchased an oceanfront mansion neighbouring the Kennedy family compound in Massachusetts. Taylor spent an idyllic vacation in Cape Cod with her boyfriend and his family earlier this month, and returned there for a second time this weekend.She was so taken with the area that she went househunting. And with her fortune to spend the pretty 22-year-old soon found the perfect holiday home – a seven bedroom Colonial style mansion. The house overlooks Nantucket Sound and features a private beach and a separate guest house.

Taylor Swift is officially a psycho when it comes to her boyfriends.  A couple weeks ago the tabloids first started reporting that “country” superstar, Taylor Swift, began dating 18 year old, Connor Kennedy. Okay, you may be asking yourself, “How the fuck does as an 18 year old wheel a pretty attractive, talented, 22 year old multi-gazillionaire??” Answer: The kid is obviously hung to the knees; or Taylor just figures this Kennedy, like the rest, will get killed in some Final Destination-esque type of scenario. That way she will then be able to write an album about how butthurt she is and sell somewhere around 100 million copies.  Either way, if I was this Kennedy kid’s parents first off, I would be extremely wealthy and know who the real murderer of my relative was, but more so, I would be slightly concerned about this broad.  I mean celeb or not, who just up and buys a $5 million dollar house next to your 18 year old boyfriend’s parent’s mansion after 2 weeks?  Taylor Swift is without a doubt one of the biggest stars in the game right now, but Got Damn, she is like a stage 1000 clinger.  Taylor, my advice to you is to take a chill pill before you scare away another bro, orrr you just give me a call and we can live happily ever after, your choice.

- Swanny

PS – Your new song is fucking terrible. I honestly thought it was Avril Lavigne trying to make some atrocious comeback.  Go back to the shit you were putting out like 4 years ago, thanks.

Comments
  1. A True Bro says:

    classic article

  2. Anonymous says:

    your totaly right..!! she should go back to Country music. She sucks ass singing pop music. She forgot too quickly that country music is what made her famous. Its like getting fucked in the asshole for country music fans.

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