So this goes without saying, but this chick’s parents are definitely in the discussion for being given the prestigious title of “Parents of the Year.” I mean who wouldn’t be proud to showcase their daughter via youtube, with all their closest friends, of her getting a solid butthole tat?? Not to mention, she doesn’t have only one, but two guys names scripted on her rectum for life. Awesome. I wonder if when she’s 50 years old, or whenever she comes down from that bath salt high, she will ask herself, “Holy shit, why the fuck did I get those two dude’s names tatted on my butthole and proceed to have the video of it broadcast all over the internet?” Personally, I feel bad for the dude that had to give this tattoo. I mean you go to work thinking maybe you’ll whip out a couple tribal bands on some meatheads, hell maybe even some cheesy sayings that supposedly have deep meaning wouldn’t be so bad. Nope. Instead you get this absolute wreck walking into your shop and the next thing you know you’re eye-to-eye staring down this chick’s bunghole; which has been tainted by God knows what. Talk about a rough day at the office. In the words of Workaholics, very loose butthole lady. 22, DEUCE DEUCES!!
-Swanny
