20 Bucks says Ryan Lochte turns out to have such an uncontrollable craving for the cock that only a sport where men wear nothing but tight speedos has been able to tame. Girls everywhere have jumped on the Bro Lochte wagon just like they did the Phelps train but this douche nugget is not selling me. He has over 130 pairs of shoes, he’d like to be a fashion designer, he’s making a cameo appearance on 90210 and he wants to be on the Bachelor. Picture bringing a guy home for the first time and having to say those words to your parents. The only way that show could ever be entertaining with Lochte as the Bachelor would be if they throw in a few guys and a few girls on there for him to pick from, just to fuck with his head and see him get all confused. But the toughest challenge will be whether or not they’ll actually be able to find anyone that is dumber than he is.
- Giselle
A note from Kinger:
Apparently Lochte and Prince Harry had a 3am swim session the other night in Vegas. Probably consisted of Lochte pissing all over Harry while teaching him, hands on of course, the proper form of the backstroke. I think it’s only a matter of time before we find out their rendezvous carried on even later into the night. Everything about him just screams douchebag. I swear some people out there are literally just begging to get made fun of. Like it wouldn’t surprise me if he woke up every morning, looked at himself in the mirror with a big, stupid fucking grin and said, “how can I annoy the fuck out of people today?” Well whatever it is Ryan, it’s working.
- Kinger
really filling out that pink speedo
this is just horribly written. could you try any harder to use “edgy” language? what is the point of this? Kinger this experiment is floundering.
If your going to compare Savard to this inecdint. You need to take a step back and wake up. First off Savard was delivered a CHEAP SHOT which in the NHL rule book is a BLIND SIDE HIT. As for Hamhuis he was doing a routine play and could not handle a collision from BIG Rick Nash and his team mate Bieksa. Believe it or not, there is a difference between the two inecdints. As for me calling out Hamhuis it is because this is the NHL, a mans sport with a lot of hitting. And if he cannot handle it, then he needs to leave. Whats next? Your going to tell me every defensemen needs to retire because they have to hit a player? Or how about this..we just cut all the physical play out of hockey, and start playing like girls..how does that sound? Because the way fans are acting these days, that is what to me sounds like they want to happen..