Literally just watched this video on mute while sitting in my cube. No idea what the hell she was talking about in it, nor do I care. I wouldn’t be surprised if the director shooting this video told her to go up there and talk about whatever the fuck she wants, because no one will actually be paying attention to the words coming out of her mouth. Kate Upton cannot be from this planet. Good God, how does a girl get so sexy? She is doing this whole modeling thing the right way. I’m sorry but I’m not trying to look at a bunch of anorexic broads who are made up of skin and bones, I’m trying to see a girl with some curves like the lovely Ms. Upton. Kate Upton would be the ideal girlfriend if it weren’t for the fact that she loves to bang professional athletes and is currently banging the biggest ace in baseball since (my favorite pitcher of the 90′s/movie star *Little Big League) Randy Johnson, the Detroit Tigers’, Justin Verlander, that lucky bastard. If only I were 6′ 5″ and could throw the ball like Rick “The Wild Thing” Vaughn, I would be in there like swimwear. Unfortunately for me, I’m white, pushing 5′ 10″ and play hockey. Anywho, if this video doesn’t make you want to motorboat those T’s for days, you may want to reevaluate your sexual orientation. I would do terrible, potentially unforgiveable things, to hang with Kate Upton for a night. I feel any man and potentially many women in America, who are not complete liars feel similarily about this. Kate Upton, keep doing your thang, girls gotta eat!
PS- Girls, I understand Kate Upton is not a realistic person to compare yourself to, so please don’t. You just keep doing you. Luh you <3
- Swanny
