I have officially found my new hero, Peter Drakos. This guy is an absolute beauty who finds no greater pleasure in life than hustling the biggest swindlers in the game, Carnies. Being at the State Fair last week, I was reminded through first hand experiences what douches Carnies are capable of being. I mean they sit at a stand all day taking little kids’ hard earned chore money and then later use that money to most likely buy some sort of weird ass beastiality or bukkake porno they can later whack off to in their trailers. So when I see a guy like Peter Drakos come along and absolutely clean these bastards out, it warms my heart. Not to mention this bro gives away every single stuffed animal he wins, which he says is close to 250,000 of them. Which also makes me think my latest hero also has a serious addiciction in which he has put in probably around $1 million as well as thousands of hours. But that’s neither here no there. Next year I decided I’m flying this dude out to Minnesota putting him up and taking him to the State Fair every day just so I can see how butthurt all the Carnies get when he wins every fucking prize in Midway. Keep up the good work Mr. Drakos, taking care of one Carnival creeper at a time.
PS- I wonder how my times this guy has gotten laid after bringing a girl to the fair and winning her 50 animals in a single night?