Shaq walking through traffic wearing nothing but his boxers

Posted: September 7, 2012 in Uncategorized

Shaq has definitely gone plundering off the deep end.  What the fuck is he doing walking around like a God Damn sasquatch in the middle of the road for?  Did you already blow the millions upon millions of dollars you got paid for doing the one thing you were good at, playing basketball?  Supposedly this little stunt was for his new “Comedy Channel” which without a doubt will get cancelled well before the first episode airs. Shaq, do us all a favor: put on some fucking pants, no one wants to see your swass or giant lap hog flopping around.  We wanna see you rip down some baskets, maybe play the role of a giant African American genie in that God awful movie Kazaam, hell, even rapping would be better than this shit. But please save yourself the remaining dignity you have and quit trying to get killed in the name of comedy, you aren’t a comedian, you are/were an athlete. Thanks bro.

- Swanny

Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    lap hog haha

Comment here you n00b

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