Excuse me while I pick my jaw up off the floor…
So whose fault was this; a wave or the driver? I don’t know about anyone else but I am pointing fingers at the driver. Who do you think you are, Earnhardt? No, you’re probably just some CEO, cocking off on your half of a million dollar ship. You sir are the epitome of an attention whore. You white knuckled on that throttle as soon as you left shore, and were not slowing down until everyone heard your little-dick-ship take off. I was always told that, “the louder the engine, the smaller the wiener.”
Did he really think he could ride that one out?.. “I got this, I got this.” No, no you don’t… Mother Nature has you by your balls and you are headed for the rocks. Getting tossed around a fiberglass boat does not sound like my ideal Friday afternoon.
PS – Whatchu lookin at bro?