If this video doesn’t prove that women ruin the world, I don’t know what does. This is the shit that is birthed from the womb of man when you give them a keg, eight other dudes, and not a girl in sight (unless you count the fat one in the corner hiding her tears with barbeque sauce (there has to be one at every party)). This is why men are, and will continue to be, the superior race. The day I see a women do this, is the day I cut off my dick and start walking around clucking like a chicken. Just think of the man creations that have been aborted at conception because men have to act “decently” and “proper” to get access to Vaginatown. It makes me shudder at what we could have been without women. All that potential squandered.
On to my thoughts as to why this video is so impressive and why I’m so proud that this young adult, nay this man, resides in the great state of Minnesota. First, the obvious feat itself of being able to squeeze your own pee arch over your head without shitting yourself has to be acknowledged. But I look at this video with a more observing eye. The most impressive facet about this young man’s accomplishment is the fortitude to continue with the show knowing that two self-inflicted golden showers are inevitable. Clearly, this guy has done this before, because he tenses up, squints and takes that first blast in the face without flinching and continues with that extra burst to get it over his head. Jenna Jameson would be jealous of his ability to take a facial. And even more impressive is that he doesn’t pull a Josh Hamilton and decide that playing half of the season is good enough; he continues on with his arch of majesty to the point where the dick runs out of ammo, sputters out like a backfiring car, and he accepts his second pee facial of the day (maybe 3rd pee facial of the day, if aforementioned BBQ sauce girl, got to him first). He played the whole season and gave a complete performance. I wholeheartedly applaud his effort.
Now, we could acknowledge this for the greatness it is and move on, but I see more potential in this. Anytime a guy wants something you have or an initiation is needed, this needs to be referred to. It qualifies for everything in this “new age” of initiations: it’s not going to kill anybody, it’s degrading, and most likely you are going to pee on yourself. Plus, I have to figure that there are guys who jerked off with only there left hand for 12 years and now their crooked dick can’t come close to accomplishing this. So, most likely when attempting this they are going to take that initial pee facial, think they can give it an extra burst up over their head, but end up with peeing in their face for 30 seconds. Let’s fulfill our potential fellas.